June 2010
the-scarecrow replied to your photo: Tumblr. This…THIS IS MY 1000th POST, SUFFER THE…
WHY!
Shitting dick nipples is something mostly unexplainable by those who do not have more than 5 serrated tongues. But it is basically a creation of the darkest entity in the entire multiverse.
You know…
Japan.
Also I think i like ruining my followers days/weeks/lives
haha =P
Okay, what should my 1000th post be?
HOLY...
thumbswithhands:
PORTAL 2 ON FUCKING PS3
AM I HAVING A STROKE?!?!?!
I came.
thumbswithhands:
well nintendo is at least certainly kicking microsoft’s ass at E3
now just have to see what sony is going to do…
Yeah the 3DS…just…wow.
Someone call psychic kids, because I'm psychic.
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
– Buddha (via kurtcobainleftmehere, virginiawoolf)
Cleverbot i love you
Cleverbot: You like Queen then?
User: I love Queen do you like Queen?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a land slide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
User: Any way the wind blows.
Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me, to me.
User: MAMA I just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead!
Cleverbot: Mama, life has just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Cleverbot: Mama!! Oooh! I hate to see you cry.
User: If I'm not back AGAIN BY THIS TIME TOMORROW.
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.
User: Body's aching all the time.
Cleverbot: Good bye everyone.
User: I've got to go.
Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
User: Mama, oooooooooooh.
Cleverbot: It only hurts when You land.
User: Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
User: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, can you do the fandango?
Cleverbot: Thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightening me!
User: GALILEO.
Cleverbot: Galileo figuro.
User: Magnificooooooo.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
User: He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Cleverbot: Easy come easy go - will you let me go.
User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Cleverbot: Let him go!
User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.
User: Let me go!
Cleverbot: Will not let you go.
User: Let me go!
Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.
User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Cleverbot: Mamma mia mamma mia mamma mia let me go.
User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeee!
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.
User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.
Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave to die?
User: Oh, baby, can't do this to me baby!
Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
User: GUITAR SOLO! ROCK OUT!
Cleverbot: Oh Daddy! I so love you.
User: Nothing really matters anyone can see.
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.
User: Nothing really matters...to meeee.
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters to me.
User: Anyway the windblows...
Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me.
User: That was pretty good Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: You are very good.