Sometimes I have a crush on some girl, err get depressed errrr get drunk. No wait all three of those.
jallbait: do u ever see someone and think wow i wish i wsnt groos and annoying bc i wana kiss you Hahahahaha no!
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
hcandersen: hcandersen: Gonna make a porn movie called “I Can’t Believe It’s Nut-butter” nvm this already exists
thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
princedoki: hello 911 shinji ikari isn’t happy
genderikari: gendo ikari is an anagram for ignore a kid
joffrey: and over here we have the spot where someone was melted to death by a dragon hoW cool right?? wish we could see the pile of melted flesh though :((( but maybe in the grate its a game i like to play, are there any targaryen bones lying down there? nope not today maybe next time and over HERE we have the ashes of some guy who ate wildfire because he thought it would turn him into a dragon WHAT A MORON RIGHT MARGAERY HAHAHA he probably exploded into more burning flesh god why do they clean this place i mean really this is the good stuff??? WANT TO GO LOOK AT CORPSES WITH ME
napoleonbonerhard: HEY ASSHOLE DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA how cute you are want to go out sometime
nnicolas-caged: steppin on the beach Oh god.
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